apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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