Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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