What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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