Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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