could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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