Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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