My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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