halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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