Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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