I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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