dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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