My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Randomize
