So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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