have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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