I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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