Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
