Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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