Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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