Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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