Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm both gender and math confused
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