butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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