I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Randomize
