Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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