Non-Jews are for practice
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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