She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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