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Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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