I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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