...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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