Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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