So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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