Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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