I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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