She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
wanna go halves on a baby?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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