East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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