too bad you live with your parents still
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
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I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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