he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
