did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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