So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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