Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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