This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.