ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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