I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We don't watch enough power rangers
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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