Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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