He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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