I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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