I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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