it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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