About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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