it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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