Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize