I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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