I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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