woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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