I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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I stole a fireplace last night.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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