nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i came on her dog
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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