I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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